he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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