me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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