He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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