sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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