so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
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i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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