Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
my poor anus
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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