I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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