Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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