I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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