burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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