This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
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He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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