She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
How naked do you want me to be?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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