After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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