dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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