THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
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he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
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