it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
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I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Couch. On fire.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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