He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
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It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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