My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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