If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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