Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
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my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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