your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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