as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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