Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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