My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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