Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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