All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Mom said you looked used
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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