My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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