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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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