Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
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Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Enjoy the penises
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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