How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
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You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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