The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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