I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is wine microwaveable?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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