If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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