a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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