Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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