She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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