they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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