this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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