This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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