It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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