i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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