So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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