Its about making memories worth repressing
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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