She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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