...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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