If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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