hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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