I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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