I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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