I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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